Now running Klaviyo for 13 brands

Weekly email campaigns that have made $74,849.31 in sales.

We plan, write, design and send your Klaviyo campaigns every week. Every Monday, you see what they made.

Monday Slack report from the AI Email Department: weekly total $32,999.39 from 3 campaigns, up 110% from last week, 71.55% opens, 2.61% clicks. Campaign names are blurred.

Every dollar, week by week.

Placed orders in Klaviyo since Sep 28, 2026. A campaign counts once it is three days old, so late orders land first (counted through Oct 21, 2026). Between updates, the total climbs at the last three weeks' pace.

  1. $26,148Week of Oct 12
  2. $32,999Week of Oct 5
  3. $15,702Week of Sep 28
Klaviyo campaign list: seven campaigns between Sep 29 and Oct 15, 2026, each with open rates near 70% and placed order values from $6,126 to $16,529. Campaign names are blurred.
The campaigns behind those weeks, straight from Klaviyo. Names blurred for the brand's privacy.

Meet the department.

It normally takes a whole team to ship one email. That's why most brands send three a month. This team ships every week.

  • Head of Strategy

    Plans what to send every week, from seasonality, what worked before, your content pillars, and what your customers want and worry about.

  • Copy Chief

    Writes every email in your brand's voice. It learned from 3,242 top-performing emails written for real brands.

  • Creative Director

    Designs every email with your real product photos. AI images only when the Head of Strategy says it's okay.

  • Editor-in-Chief

    Reads every email before it goes out. Facts, links, prices and tone. If something looks off, it sends it back.

  • Deliverability Manager

    Keeps you out of spam. It watches list health, and when the numbers look good, tells the team to send more per week.

  • Send Manager

    Schedules every email in Klaviyo for the time your customers are most likely to open it.

  • Head of Analytics

    Reads the results of every campaign and tells the team what to fix next time. The emails get better every week, on their own.

  • Chief of Staff

    Every Monday, sends you a Slack message with what went out and how much it made.

None of them start from a blank page.

They learned from 3,242 emails that made money for 52 brands. So they rebuild what already worked instead of guessing. That's why the emails don't look like cheap AI.

Your products. Your voice. Every email.

The Creative Director builds every email around your own product photos, so it looks like your brand made it.

Sample email: Be kind, rewind
Sample email: Four shades of glow
Sample email: Gift guide by budget
Sample email: Mouthwash minus the bottle
Sample email: 512 reviews
Sample email: Black Friday early access

Concept emails the department designed for brands we like. Not client sends.

Check every email, or let it run.

Review mode

The department sends you each email in Slack before it goes live. Reply "approved", or leave a comment like "change this photo", and it fixes it.

Autopilot

Rather not think about it? Turn on autopilot and it sends on its own. Most founders check every email at first. After a few weeks, they stop.

You can switch anytime. We set it up once, and after that it just runs.

See three campaigns for your brand before we even talk.

Apply, and before we meet your department writes three campaigns with your products and your voice. On the call we walk you through them. If you like them, it can be running in a week.

Apply

Questions founders ask

Do I have to do anything once it's running?

No. We set it up once. After that it plans, writes, designs, checks and schedules every campaign, and reports to you on Monday.

Do I get to see the emails before they go out?

If you want to. In review mode every email comes to you in Slack first. Approve it or ask for a change. Or switch to autopilot.

Will the emails look like AI?

They are built from 3,242 emails that made money for 52 brands, with your real product photos and your voice. The Editor-in-Chief checks every one before it goes out.

Which email platform does it work with?

Klaviyo. The Send Manager schedules every campaign inside your account.

How fast can it start?

If you like the three campaigns we show you on the call, it can be running in one week.